How NOT to apply for a job…

When applying for a job/gig/anything, don’t have your mom call your future employer and spend 10 minutes explaining how her son just needs to stop being an Uber driver and move out of her house.

“He mentioned you placed an ad. Where did you place the ad…? Can you spell that for me? I’ve never heard of that site….Well anyway, he writes good music and he should definitely work for you so he can stop driving Uber…in my car.”